Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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