oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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