Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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