Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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