If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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