it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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