i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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