Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Scraggly, hairy, smells bad, full of wrinkles and sun beaten, and probably has scurvy. Don't forget the hook for an appendage. My kind of guy.
Well, if you hadn't bitten part of it off, it would calm down.
I bet he has performance anxiety when he hears a clock.