Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Scraggly, hairy, smells bad, full of wrinkles and sun beaten, and probably has scurvy. Don't forget the hook for an appendage. My kind of guy.
I bet he has performance anxiety when he hears a clock.
Well, if you hadn't bitten part of it off, it would calm down.