i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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