Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
is wine microwaveable?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
this is an emotional support booty call
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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