I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
