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  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:37am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks a reminder of her unprotected sexual relations will be a nice way to remember her first holloween in college! -Jeff

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:51pm

    Fuck off

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:32am

    wonder if they have a HIV box...you may want to get that as well

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:38am

    Souvenir of being a dirty whore. Classy. You know, since normal people let strangers cum in them.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 12, 10 at 7:41am

    You're a piece of shit. Just sayin...

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:36pm

    Hey Roxy, STFU. seriously.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:29am

    10:45, now that's serving a nice Hot Piping Cup of Shut The Fuck Up! Very nice! :)

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:42pm

    I still have my first plan B box :)

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:05pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:11pm

    Filthy skanks, I swear. Good thing there is birth control and Plan B. You idiots need to be stopes from multiplying.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:29pm

    do any girls that aren't filthy sluts go to college anymore?

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:17pm

    Charles Rutherford believes you list the box your cherry came in a long time ago, member when uncle Johnny used to shove ur Malibu Barbie Inside you?

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:25am

    Retarded. Betcha mommy and daddy are paying for college, too

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:23am

    The University of Rhode Island is the funnest fuckin school on the east coast

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:27am

    Gosh, LOTS of haters lurking around TFLn this morning.....

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:09pm

    All these halloween texts are getting really old really fast

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:12pm

    Yeah, u should probbly get check for stds too

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:57am

    11:38 When did the op ever say it was a stranger. You know what they say about assuming things... Love, Roxy

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:27pm

    Can't get anymore skanky than that... Not something you should be very proud of... Wow I am sure your parents are so proud of you!

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:56pm

    Not in RI, evidently....

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:14pm

    Um getting ur periods twice this month? No, not everyone is the same. I don't get them at all when I've used plan b. So it's different for everyone.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:31am

    jeff, i love you! c'mon philllllllls! lets go boys!

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:31pm

    10:07 she's a ric girl! probably partied near pembroke. thats the way to be! -dmb

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:33pm

    You can throw it away herpes lasts forever.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:23am

    Haha! I so have a plan b box souvenir too! You go girl, that is def a good night! Love, Roxy

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:37pm

    9:28, calm the FUCK down! Getting your period? STFU

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:07pm

    My parents made something of themselves, doesn't mean they're paying for college- also doesn't mean I'm not going, which I am. for nursing. Hoping one day I have assholes like this as patients so I can thank god For how I led my life. it's called maturity, google it if you're unsure.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:36pm

    Roxy is a STD infected stupid low life whore

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:08pm

    I bet this is just another URI slut.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:45pm

    Trust me 10:03, you'll have patients' like these every day, start getting used to it during clinicals. Looks like you have an attitude problem as well, don't worry, us seasoned RN's will put you in your place! Good luck!

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:39am

    I also like these plan b texts because I know the likely hood of these people procreatinglater in life is that much slimmer now!!!

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:19pm

    yup saved mine too!! senior year of high school, great times!!

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:28pm

    GOD girls are really such sluts...every time i read this site i get more and more ashamed of my gender...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:56pm

    Wowwww I normally find the slurry texts funny but that's just wrong smdh

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:47am

    She's my favorite college freshman ever.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:57pm

    Keeping a souvenir of your sluttiness? Well, it makes sense.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:13pm

    I'm doing the same thing! Except my pharmacy was out of Plan B, so mine is called "Next Choice."

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:52am

    wow i thought i was the only one! haha

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:46pm

    Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:19pm

    Roxy is an attention needy cunt

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:03pm

    I still have my box from my first halloween, freshman year in college! way to be!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:11pm

    LOL.......RI chic's have always been slut. One thing I miss from college. Buy glad the burning stopped.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:37am

    What a filthy skank.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:30am

    I also <3 Jeff. He's like the foreign guy that explains sarcasm to Peter in Family Guy. Jeff, keep up the good work. Among these sometimes moronic texts, you make me laugh.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:53pm

    Have fun getting your period twice this month instead of using a condom!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:30pm

    Mhm. Way to go, URI/PC/Johnson

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:11am

    1:14 sounds like you use plan b a lot, are you a dumb nympho, or just dumb

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:41pm

    Uve got a nice value system. Do society a favor n kill urself right now. Fuck u