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  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she thinks a reminder of her unprotected sexual relations will be a nice way to remember her first holloween in college! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:37am
  • Hey Roxy, STFU. seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Souvenir of being a dirty whore. Classy. You know, since normal people let strangers cum in them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:38am
  • Fuck off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:51pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:05pm
  • wonder if they have a HIV box...you may want to get that as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:32am
  • Um getting ur periods twice this month? No, not everyone is the same. I don't get them at all when I've used plan b. So it's different for everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Filthy skanks, I swear. Good thing there is birth control and Plan B. You idiots need to be stopes from multiplying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Retarded. Betcha mommy and daddy are paying for college, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:25am
  • You're a piece of shit. Just sayin...

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 12, 10 at 7:41am
  • All these halloween texts are getting really old really fast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 10:45, now that's serving a nice Hot Piping Cup of Shut The Fuck Up! Very nice! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:29am
  • 11:38 When did the op ever say it was a stranger. You know what they say about assuming things... Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:57am
  • Gosh, LOTS of haters lurking around TFLn this morning.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:27am
  • Charles Rutherford believes you list the box your cherry came in a long time ago, member when uncle Johnny used to shove ur Malibu Barbie Inside you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:17pm
  • do any girls that aren't filthy sluts go to college anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:29pm
  • jeff, i love you! c'mon philllllllls! lets go boys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:31am
  • Roxy is a STD infected stupid low life whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:36pm
  • You can throw it away herpes lasts forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I bet this is just another URI slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:08pm
  • The University of Rhode Island is the funnest fuckin school on the east coast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:23am
  • Yeah, u should probbly get check for stds too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:12pm
  • 10:07 she's a ric girl! probably partied near pembroke. thats the way to be! -dmb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I still have my first plan B box :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Can't get anymore skanky than that... Not something you should be very proud of... Wow I am sure your parents are so proud of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:27pm
  • 9:28, calm the FUCK down! Getting your period? STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I also like these plan b texts because I know the likely hood of these people procreatinglater in life is that much slimmer now!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:39am
  • Haha! I so have a plan b box souvenir too! You go girl, that is def a good night! Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:23am
  • GOD girls are really such sluts...every time i read this site i get more and more ashamed of my gender...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Mhm. Way to go, URI/PC/Johnson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:30pm
  • What a filthy skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:37am
  • She's my favorite college freshman ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:47am
  • wow i thought i was the only one! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • Not in RI, evidently....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:56pm
  • yup saved mine too!! senior year of high school, great times!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 1:14 sounds like you use plan b a lot, are you a dumb nympho, or just dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:11am
  • Trust me 10:03, you'll have patients' like these every day, start getting used to it during clinicals. Looks like you have an attitude problem as well, don't worry, us seasoned RN's will put you in your place! Good luck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Wowwww I normally find the slurry texts funny but that's just wrong smdh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:46pm
  • I also <3 Jeff. He's like the foreign guy that explains sarcasm to Peter in Family Guy. Jeff, keep up the good work. Among these sometimes moronic texts, you make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:30am
  • Keeping a souvenir of your sluttiness? Well, it makes sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Have fun getting your period twice this month instead of using a condom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Roxy is an attention needy cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I still have my box from my first halloween, freshman year in college! way to be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I'm doing the same thing! Except my pharmacy was out of Plan B, so mine is called "Next Choice."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:13pm
  • LOL.......RI chic's have always been slut. One thing I miss from college. Buy glad the burning stopped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Uve got a nice value system. Do society a favor n kill urself right now. Fuck u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:41pm
  • My parents made something of themselves, doesn't mean they're paying for college- also doesn't mean I'm not going, which I am. for nursing. Hoping one day I have assholes like this as patients so I can thank god For how I led my life. it's called maturity, google it if you're unsure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:07pm
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