Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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