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  • 1:19, my point exactly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 1:09/1:23 just proved he is 12. hopefully you will have your first kiss before your balls drop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • that is just gross...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Quit being a pussy, you're getting a BJ, be glad for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:45pm
  • i have to try that...if nothing else...just for shits and giggles for my boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 3:11 this is a geographical misunderstanding, grocery stores from were i'm from are called Jewel, i didnt say a jewelry stooore and why is pearl necklace need to be in caps, do you desire one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 1:27 is a nun/ priest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • 1;32.. why swallow bodily fluid...??? maybe coz it's deeply sexual and intimate? Jeez, when did young America get so prudish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I've never thought about gargling it but that seems a little odd to me. I just swallow it down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:03pm
  • why ya gotta tease the guys tht dnt hv a girl as blessed as yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 1:13 NO MY MOM DOESN'T. She is a spitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • yuor girlfriend is watching too much porn! So gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Haha yeeeeah portland!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:41am
  • 1:42 So is it like a Pearl Necklace?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 1:29 (1) my ex boyfriend was like that, for some reason his jizz tasted absolutely disgusting and I hated giving him head. my now-boyfriends jizz doesn't taste like anything, so I don't mind at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • My name is lindsay and I am a 16 yr old girl. call me at 631 543 7688!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 8:48 - that's how you do it...I just told that to my man today after I swallowed his cum. He asked how it tasted and I told him I bypass all the taste buds anyway!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 1:09 is a 12 year old boy who gets bullied by fat chicks on a regular basis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:21pm
  • The first time I ever had a girl do that, All I could do was blink and think to myself "Holy shit. She just gargled." Couldn't decide if it was weird or awesome, so I went with "both." Haven't had a gargler since. Glad to know there are more out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:49pm
  • 1:16 go fuck your self, attention cravin cock sucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:18pm
  • oh.my.god. hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Quit being a pussy and man up. If she does that, I bet she would love a good cock slap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 1:50 yea im pretty sure, atleast the jewel's i've been too, hv u seen otherwise?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:50pm
  • um no i dnt think jewel has pearl necklaces.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • 1:29 ur the type tht thinks putting a dick in ur mouth is gross and inapprapriate, virg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • hey hey my name is lexie and i like to do all sorts of stuff. gargling is my favorite. text me or call me ;) 8014278252

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:11am
  • who can taste cum when swallowing? just go deep and avoid the taste buds. everyone's satisfied then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:48pm
  • semen has virtually no calories, it's an urban myth that it does, you can look it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Text only, 34733137 last two digit five eight... For a good time

    Submitted by MissOrgy on Jul 14, 11 at 2:37pm
  • the OPs g/f is a cum-swallowing whore. can i have her number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:36pm
  • It's only fair when guys tells us b4 they cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:26pm
  • why? she's BRAGGING that she has YOUR jizz in her mouth!! you're an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:20pm
  • hey 1:03 we guys appreciate even that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:14pm
  • that would get weird if it happened every time...this girl i hooked up with twice would yell "give it to me big daddy" right before she would cum, it was fucking weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • 1:19 can i by any chance give your number to my gf, maybe you could teach her a thing or two?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:26pm
  • 6:50 - you're a piece of shit. if YOU thought about the woman at all you would respect it if she doesn't want to swallow you jizz. She just sucked you're dick, so shut the fuck up. then again, your impotent rage would hint that you haven't been laid in a while. maybe if you pull the giant dildo from your rectum you'll get some pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:34am
  • wow. Reading TFLN has made me realize how lucky my man has it. I'm a swallower, squirter and suck his dick every chance I get. I love the taste of his cum... its like protein honey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Somebody must have some real beef with Lindsay to post her # like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Its not nasty at all, I dont know whos dick your sucking. And my man always kisses me afterward. What I think is nasty is a girl that holds the shit in her mouth and runs to spit it somewhere, take it like a champ, get your lazy fat ass up brush your teeth and call it a day... 1:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 1:48 (2) Are you sure?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Cant say I gargle at the end, more of a slurp, trying to clean it all off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:52pm
  • gla d a t lea st on e g uy fe els un co mfor t ab le ab out i t f u ck t f l n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:48pm
  • the last guy i was with acted funny every time i tried to give him head. even if he was in the closet he still shouldn't have, right? said something about oral being 'dirty' fuck that. glad i got outta that relationship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 3:11 (2) your man does sound pretty lucky. I love an enthusiastic dick sucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Defantly intresting... Can I meet this girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Not gonna lie, that would make me feel a little awkward too But that's just because I think of Stewart Little every time I hear gargling D;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:58am
  • ummm too bad people dont gurgle cum. thats like saying you like the taste of bleach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Yeah, it weirds me out a little too. Just swallow, woman, then roll over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:29am
  • I guess you misunderstood the sarcasm too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:20pm
  • you're not the op's gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 1:33 are you trying extra hard because you are fat and/or ugly? i mean doing all those things are fine but bragging about them is another story...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:59pm
  • this girl is fucking awesome. i haven't had a girl gargle and swallow since high school. give her a wink for me next time she does this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:37pm
  • THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PERIOD STAINED PANTIES. IM EVERY WOMAN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:51pm
  • why would we swallow? first of all, too many calories. second, if you were a girl, would you want to swallow bodily fluid? you never know what it's gonna taste like. actually, if your girl was a squirter, would you want to swallow that? probably not. double standards much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:32pm
  • would the period stained panties person give it up. why is something like that empowering to the women of TFLN? i'm sure most girls have a pair or two like that they bury in the back of their drawer but seriously STFU about them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Wait, I really don't understand why girls think swallowing is so bad. I guess I used to think it was gross but then a guy once pointed out to me that it's what guys do when they go down on girls orally. They have to deal with the juices throughout the time, not just at the end. I mean really, just get over it and swallow already. It won't hurt you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:55pm
  • that's fucking gross. knuckle punch her in the throat next time and then jump out the window yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:00pm
  • It's so fucking hot when chicks do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:35pm
  • What is jizz? Where can I buy it from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 6:08 so is your outlook on sex and what the male desires, women are fucking stupid you want us to respect and think about your feelings and such well think about how we liked to be fucked every now and again!!!! i heart cock suckers!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:50pm
  • not real. too much porn watching for the OP. doesn't happen in real life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:38pm
  • thers nothing weird bout her gargling, i dumped a girl for not doing so actually and idc if they cant swallow or gargle i see it as disrespect, keep tht bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • yeah definitly a little wierd, but a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Yay PERIOD PANTIES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:31am
  • Why is this guy whining in the first place? She took his jizz in her mouth. I don't care what she does with it after that, as long as she gets me beer when she's done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:35pm
  • sorry this girl thinks every girl should swallow, its finishing the job! do you leave early on pay day? No! You stay and finish the job same goes for swallowing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • ...NO! SERIOUSLY. 12.51, WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:58am
  • i hope to experience this sometime in my life, sounds awesome. nothing like a girl finishing up...and what better way than this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • That's amazing! I think I'm in love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:27pm
  • 12:51PM, 1:19PM- you are hilarious. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • 1:29 I'm 19 and my balls haven't dropped. My feelings are hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • That's what's wrong with young women these days. They watch too much porn, and then think they need to act like a porn start to keep their men. It's disgusting and shameful. And young men watch too much porn as well, that's why they think that it's NORMAL for girls to act like that when, when in all reality it isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 12:38, I think you may found your answer in 1:30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Haha, my boyfriend asked me to do that. Definitely a little weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Don't cum in her mouth then! It does sound kind of gross though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • ummm i've made out with my girl after i came in her mouth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:30pm
  • ugh, cum in the mouth is just fucking gross....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:08pm
  • your mom just swallows it down, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 2:50 where else would I be able to get a Pearl Necklace, if not for a jewelry store?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:11pm
  • ok, first of all, EW. I was with a guy once whose cum tasted like candy -that's the ONLY time I would even think about gargling it, cuz ick. to 1:30 -you, sir, are a Man! 1:32 needs to STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:53pm
  • sounds like shes a small town whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:53pm
  • are you kidding me? thats hot!!! my gf doesn't suck my dick anymore so I'll take your girl anyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:28pm
  • 12:49 whores are everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:02pm
  • i think guys should have to swallow their own jizz at least once to see how nasty it is! Then maybe they would really understand how high their expectations are. Hate to tell you guys, but it's nasty stuff!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:29pm