Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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