You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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