The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why can't burritos get me drunk
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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