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  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:40am

    hmmmm...maybe his dick is the size of a grain of rice

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:31pm

    9:40 - this could be true as well.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:27pm

    Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:31am

    Oh course. Its Kansas. Fat women and skanks galore. And people who don't wash.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:40pm

    HEY AWESOME!!! Yet another one about how exaggeratedly large a chick's vag is! Guess I can cross this text off my x-mas list, just what I've always wanted

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:11am

    It's bad enough girls do this to guys. You know, some girls are born with a tendency to lack elasticity.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:17am

    haha since this is from kansas i can think of atleast 3 girls that match this description..

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46am

    11:40 wanted a large vagina text for xmas? ahh to be poor.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:29am

    6:27 - like the predator reference

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:38pm

    first...ew holy shit