Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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hmmmm...maybe his dick is the size of a grain of rice
9:40 - this could be true as well.
Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
Oh course. Its Kansas. Fat women and skanks galore. And people who don't wash.
HEY AWESOME!!! Yet another one about how exaggeratedly large a chick's vag is! Guess I can cross this text off my x-mas list, just what I've always wanted
It's bad enough girls do this to guys. You know, some girls are born with a tendency to lack elasticity.
first...ew holy shit
haha since this is from kansas i can think of atleast 3 girls that match this description..
11:40 wanted a large vagina text for xmas? ahh to be poor.
6:27 - like the predator reference