it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
once you go black, you never go back...
or... once you go black, your baby's on crack...
or... once you go black, you wonder where your welfare is at...
but of course... once you go white, everything is alright.
and... once you go asian, well hell it doesn't matter they're so tiny
lol i clicked good night :) yw
Holy fucking shit, that chick in the picture is hideous. Fucking Hideous.
I'm gonna go with the huge truck on that one.. haha i see that shit all the time!
Maybe it was his belly button.
It's okay to have a small penis. I've got one. I've just learned to let other people do the woman satisfying for me.
yeah, we're all freaks, born with foreskins. go ahead, chop off part of someone's junk before they even realise how good it feels to have sex. WITH THEIR ENTIRE DICK.
i will never understand the yanks and their penis chopping, when they cry about clit/labia chopping in africa.
u must live in china
it's a zucchini but that pic made my balls recede, too, i will miss them but it will help when i sing along to The Darkness cruising middle schools in my iroc
8:00 "Your lord and master, Foamy"
wow, 9:15 that is a little absurd
10:23, way to be a glass half full type.
Well I told you I was hung like a fruit fly, and I can sneeze longer than I can last! What's the Problem???
poor poor men with small penises
Sometimes, I love being black.
guess you could fit it all in your mouth quite easily then...so did you?
10:02 Thank you I was starting to think I was the only sane girl left
ugh this 1 guy tried getting with me and his dick was smaller than a babies but he was acting like it was the best thing ive ever seen, sorry i'll use my pinkie finger instead, its bigger
thats horrible you should sue
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WEARING PERIOD STAINED PANTIES
10:46 yes, you dont want a freak of a child. no girl will have sex with him if you dont.
MY DICK IS 3 INCHES LONG WHEN HARD AND MY GIRLFRIEND WEARS PERIOD STAINED PANTIES SO IT BALANCES OUT
9:09 Lmfao, are we really going back to this discussion?? haha
Why would you cut off part of the penis of omeone you like?
10:21 - there are no sane girls. Never have been, never will. But you sound like you're less crazy than others...
This is the funniest thing i've ever read
oh wait... I came.
I used to be 7 inches but then I looked at the TFLN flickr pictures, that one of the ugly girl sucking on a cucumber made my dick shrivel up and die, she looks like a dead prostitute
Damn, that's fucked up.. I feel sorry for someone!
this guy obviously owns either a huge truck or a little asian car with stripes, flames, and a spoiler to make up for his baby dick
the last girl i fucked measured me at 3.75 inchs hard and she was holding crayons up to it and laughing i have never been more embarassed then she shaved me and laughed even harder =(
speaking of diaper dicks, should i circumcise my kid? discuss...
why did you have to mention that? where did they find that girl, tied to the bumper of their car?? wow the female mods of tfln sure are hideous
was he asian?no offense hahaha
im asian...ive dated asian guys.....its not so impressive.sorry my asians hahaha
we wouldn't have these dumb discussions about period stains if we didn't have nasty women yelling about how real men like period stained panties and "every girl has them" (not true) some of us have class, now change your underwear
@ 9:09 yes there is you dirty skank