You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Welcome to east texas where anything and everything can be a verb!
He's a Captain, he has the authority to be a verb, noun, adjective, or whatever floats his boat. No pun intended haha
I didn't know Captain Morgan was a verb. :p
I'm thinking OP is a chick thus the need to Captain Morgan it and the thong at hand.