two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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