Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
