He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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Either way, it was going to be thirty minutes or less.
Pizza is better than sex. If pizza is cold and clammy, it is still good. You can eat a pizza, put it away and a day later, it still tastes good. You share a pizza with friends and she will not complain. If pizza is crusty it is good.
I guess sex with you is too much work. Eating a pizza is more satisfying, and takes less effort. That's what this really means.