He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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Either way, it was going to be thirty minutes or less.
I guess sex with you is too much work. Eating a pizza is more satisfying, and takes less effort. That's what this really means.
Pizza is better than sex. If pizza is cold and clammy, it is still good. You can eat a pizza, put it away and a day later, it still tastes good. You share a pizza with friends and she will not complain. If pizza is crusty it is good.