Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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