Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will die if light touches me.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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