Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
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3:04 pm "just because the girls are not translucent and the boys want to look nice" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!
Look nice?? Sweetie, being orange and having a pound of gel in your hair is not looking "nice". It's looking trashy. Get a clue.
jersey is amazing for the simple fact that i live 20 minutes away from a 24 hour IHOP and 24 hour white castle. suck it idaho with your potatoes and nothingness
Just because a COUPLE of NJ towns suck (I bet they're still better than your towns wack ass "best" city), doesn't mean you bitches have to generalize. North Jersey is where it's at!
11:11, go fuck yourself.
i love how she would rather fuck someone from jersey
lol Jersey's in the houseeeeeeeeeeee. mad love <3
i live in jersey, i'm not "orange", my brother has never owned gel, we live on a lagoon in a very nice neighborhood. 5 mins from LBI and 20 mins from AC. people who don't live in jersey (OR HAVE EVER BEEN HERE) has no idea what jersey is about. so stop. k thanks.
The only reason NJ smells is because we're downwind of Staten Island. kthx.
I am from texas and when we went through jersey it was super trashy but at least they are not in super debt cough cough california
all the jersey bashing is getting old and all anyone has to say are the typical stereotypes. every state has its good and bad parts, and its good and bad people. im from north jersey and i love it here - all you ignorant douchebags can fuck off.
Dirty Jersey..with their dirty whores and greased up douche bags...
the whole state should be on birth control so they cant procreate anymore.
*Sigh* I'm from New Jersey. It's really not a slum.... I hate all this stuff that makes people think we're dirty, smelly, and belong to the mafia. A lot of it is upper middle class, and I think Bergen County is one of the most expensive places to live. Grrrrr.........
not everyone is a "guido" you fucking losers. you seriously have nothing to fucking say. i live 3 blocks from the atlantic ocean and no matter what, it's still the same water you fucking go in, ANYWHERE on the east coast. and the beaches? you're touching the same exact fucking sand that was once in JERSEY. it's called the longshore drift motherfuckers. stay the fuck out of my state.
ps. i don't need a spray on tan, i have the fucking beach you pieces of shit.
WTF is wrong with paying for shit in cash. Jersey rocks, just dont go to shady places, like in any other fuckin state. Fuckin a-holes whoa.
1200; fuck off ! im from bergen county, & its great here. sorry if you cant live up to our standards. the jersey shore is where its at; honestly, we dont have that many guidos so stop with that joke. its totally over played. if you live in jersey, you know theres no place like it. stop hating on itt.
"Hey, my name is tommy from new jersey.... i go to da shore to meet my love.... i wear wife beaters as my actual shirt..."
we're one of the richest states in the country.
keep hatin bitches :]
It's hilarious how pathetic everyone writing in this is(including me, I guess) because this is a blatant slap in the face that everyone is pointless.
boston sucks anyway haha..
new jersey is awesome. first of all, people who think that the whole population consists of guidos and fake tanned girls are wrong. i'm not orange, i'd rather not get skin cancer. my hair is my natural color. believe me, i laugh at people like that too. they look ridiculous. and yes, they exist in jersey. but not everyone is like that. and i live in bergen county, and i'm not ridiculously rich nor do i think more highly of myself because of that. people are stupid.
READ: Newark is actually IN New Jersey.
Do your research before you insult the place I live in. Kfcknthx.
Anyone who's calling Jersey the worst place in the US clearly hasn't been to Indiana or Arkansas. Either of those two states makes Jersey look like fucking Aspen.
wow you're all retarded.
and yes, the jersey stereotypes are getting soooo old.
get over yourselves.
so true 8:01!
middlesex county [[: right heree.
Are you insane? It doesn't get better than Jersey. Anyone who gets knocked up with a Jersey kid is a lucky bitch. There's no place better than Jersey, anyone who says there is, quit lying to yourselves.
i think im going to be a jersey girl for halloween this year.
everyone is so dumb on this website, new jersey is fucking amazing.. there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. just because the girls are not translucent and the boys want to look nice; doesnt mean that theyre all dirty.
hey 12:00, last time i checked, ocean city new jersey was voted the best family getaway by the travel channel. jackass
enough with the fucking bashing of Jersey. don't be jealous.
Massachusetts? Get the fuck out of Jersey, jackass.
Hahahaha... Nah, Newark is a cesspool! I love Jersey as much as the next guy, but its true!
we're the top state that pays workers the most. and we dont pump our own gas.
and about the whole guido things. i do agree those guys are just tools. but not everyone from jersey are guidos. i know about 3 of those dousche bags and thats becuase they're originally from philly. and with the whole smelling thing. thats all from philly. trust me. its right over the bridge.
I can't wait to see the day when that state is made into a permanent land fill. It's the arm pit of America, home to over tanned, over processed Guido ass mother fuckers and drug dealers. Grossssssssssssssssssssssss.
jersey smells like white trash.
fuck you. jersey is amazing.
it's a shame that people only know jersey for newark, seaside, and atlantic city.
If you don't know jersey, and you don't know the 908, shut the fuck up.
Brick NJ is the fucking worst.
LACEY NJ REPRESENT!
dont hate on all of jersey....the south half is 10 times better than the north half with the gotti blow out haircuts and stupid crack babies.....609 is were its at bitches!!!!!!!
ahaha this is my text, and I'm from Massachusetts!!!!
@11:18... Umm, New York pays Jersey to take our trash. Staten Island's landfill was closed eight years ago. They call it Dirty Jerz for a reason. Get your facts straight. kthx.
Lakewood mother fuckers !!!
theres trash everywhere across the country people just pick a state to pick on cause youre jealous of what we have. we pay so much to help out the other states & not everyone is orange &guidos small percentage of them are here
^^Hey tard, you do know that now you're on this website right? Dumb bitch from Jersey ftw!
hahaha... i live next to newark. there's nothing quite like the smell of newark in the summertime. i say it's all those mafia bodies rotting in the river. if you don't fly into newark, and don't take the turnpike from the top to say, exit 12, it actually doesn't smell anywhere else. it's all trees and nature and whatnot. but nature smells too. don't go near the wetlands. swammpiiieee...
wow. so many haters.
i dont get it, if you've never lived in NJ or have seen the really nice parts, you cant even talk. stop generalizing nj. keep your words to yourself.
south jersey is a great place to live, and lbi has the nicest beaches.
im not orange. thats just gross.
wow fuck off all of you. NJ is awesome, you dont like it, then just shut the fuck up! i dont talk shit on your crappy states so you can do the same for us. kthx
Not sure what was better....The text or the ensuing state-to-state brawl.
you'd be lucky to be pregnant with a jersey baby!
yo what's with all these jersey haters? fuck you guys and stay off our beaches cuz we don't like you either
seriously these posts make me laugh... nj is one of the richest states in the country, so again, how is it trashy?
its not the "armpit" or a "landfill", it is in fact the garden state, which if you've been anywhere other than newark (which is only ONE city, and yes, it smells) you would realize that.
You must live in the south where fry food clogs up your sense of smell..... but no it's not as bad as you believe it is buddy it must have been you that smell
jersey is amazing; fuck off. you should be honored to give birth to a jersey kidd.
i can't wait to pop out Jersey babies...you guys can suck it
"Tacky new money types." That's a brilliant generalization. Every state has its flaws, and obviously New Jersey is no exception. I don't understand why people have to hate everyone from the state. If I did that, I should just leave the country because I would like nobody. Gosh, no wonder everyone trashes America, we all trash each other. Keep it in your pants.
Wow there are some cranky bitches from New Jersey on here. Calm down and take a joke.
Too late. Once you touch one of the guidos, your vag smells like sewage and raw tuna forever. Go stroll on Jersey Shore and you'll see what I'm talking about.
newark smells TERRIBLE.
Fuck you Massachusetts, New York pays us to take their trash. Truth is, we smell because of them.
You hate Jersey so much? Better not see you at our shore, ever!
Get the fuck out of here, Jersey haters.
its just a sterotype with those guidos are everywhere theyre nottt. in every state theres places where are werid but get over it. we have the shore & how is mass better? not too exciting there. been there. boring.
I don't know why people get so pissed off about stuff like this...Newark in fact does smell horrible
Jersey is what America is to the world, everyone hates us, but they know we are the best.