Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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