But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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