Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
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oh god damnit. My ex used to say that.
thank goodness no one made a water to wine refrence!
Maybe her ex is a Mexican?
This is so Wheaton, IL. Bible town USA.
That sounds like my roommate's Mormon ex gf lmfao
Sounds like my ex-wife...
This person MUST be from Wheaton.
that was my sister's new boyfriend. for real.
he's catholic. it's a guilt trip. he really wants to fuck jesus.
r u trying to say that it is a heavenly experience?
wheaton... HAHAHA yes. it must be
So their partner consistently makes them see God? We should all be so lucky
oh wheaton. we do love us some Jesus
Lol, now is this adding to or subtracting from the experience?
all that long hair...
lmao @ May 4, 2009 1:31PM
haha wheaton...growing up here has sucked ass...damn bible bangers
Just pretend that ur praying n scream "oh god!" as he thinks u r cumming
Wheaton is one of the SMALLEST towns in the fairly large 630 area code. Most of the commenters here are presumptious c0cks...
The only way to solve this problem is to have sex with Jesus