he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize