You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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