Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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