Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You are a genius and a whore.
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