i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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