i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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Hahaha hahaha yeah my gf has no problem gettin a release with me lol it's awesome cause sometimes she has to take breaks cause she's having them one after another lol I love it when that happens... It really makes ya feel like a man haha
lol i so wish i had the guts to say this to my loser ex boyfriend.
Maybe he was a terrible lay. Maybe she was a dumb bitch.
Whatever the problem, faking it hurts everyone.
1:35 - I've known some manwhores that were truly terrible in bed.
One of the best fucks I've ever had, only slept with one other girl before me.
Some guys just know what they're doing. Some girls just know how to get it.
It's chemistry. It's art. It's fucking fantastic.
bleached hair? i thought we'd moved past the 90s, but i guess not...
umm 1:11 this wasn't your text in the first place
526... Trust me baby. There's no hay on this stack. It's all filet mignon.<3
People failed to understand the satire found in 1:07. Oh well, I got it.
sadly. when you fall in love you fall in love and theres nothing you can do about that part. Understand that.
thats why people like you never find wives and catch herpes.
Ah confidence. It can be such a turn on, but it can't get you off.
107 IS A DOUCHE NOZZLE
Learn to take care of your girls or I'll do it for you. I fucking hate dudes who have a girl who can get off just fine and won't put in the effort.
To be honest. This Nate had a 8-9 inch penis. I was with the guy for a year and a half. Couldn't make me go ONCE.
P.S. If he ever reads this... I FAKED IT! Sorry..
yeah dude ever since i got this new haricut
Haha! Tell it how it is!!
@ 1248 god whats with nates and small dicks
12:04 - glad you agree with me
If you want to bump up the volume, sexually.. TALK TO YOUR MAN. It doesn't have to be some serious emotional discourse.. There are sly ways of showing him what works, without bumming him out in the process.
4:25 is right. Play with yourself, talk dirty, get on top.. teaching him to be in tune with your pleasure will help him out in the long run.
As bad as I feel for this girl for having a bad lay for a long-term boyfriend, I'm surprised nobody's mentioned how the WOMAN has to help her boy figure out exactly what gets her off the first few times. You faked it? Great! He thinks you get off with no effort on his part! You showed him what to do and he didn't do it? Great! He got to keep fucking you without having to put in the work for your turn. You totally deserved this.
Dude... Good for you! HELP ME! LOL
4:06 - if he's not taking directions you should be more vocal that you know your body and that's what you like. he'll do it for you. if not, then you can find someone else. if you're a smart, attractive girl that won't be hard.
AHHAHA! What the hell! thats too funny! And you'd think after 150 chicks he'd be dynamite good.. which he was. But, not THAT good apparently..... :P
Saying, after the relationship is over, that you never came is childish. I bet that when you were in elementary school took your ball and went home when you didn't win every game. Boo hoo you dumb cunt
sooooo...if he sucked, why did she continue to fuck him? i'm having a hard time understanding who's the real loser here...
and you know what? i bet the guy this chick is talking about is like 8 inches. guys with the big dicks can be SO cocky, but it's always all talk no game.
4:31 sounds like he didn't know what he was doing and left you unfulfilled. are you looking to change that?
12:14, i live in ny, anything i can help you with?
wow..we have a relationship breakup and the woman says "guess what...you never made me cum" as if that's going to make us cry like a baby (or woman..). These bitches need new material. Wah, wah, wah
No doubt guy! Geee... whats wrong with men in New Hampshire huh?! Seems too me like you know your shit!! :D I feel proud of you! HAH!
1:11 pm Number 4- I am a dumb cunt
isn't it fuking depressing! wasted my time on a guy who was not good, but got mad cause "i couldn't get off" just because i liked him. the truth is buddy YOU couldn't get me off. dear lord there should be a "how to have sex for dummies" book!
He has 100% success rate if he continued to sleep with you without you telling. him once [about how you've been faking it] till now. Who's the real loser sweetie? Obviously, not him. You're the idiotic slut. Go somewhere else wih your nonesense.
Hahaha Texas is where it's at lol and thanks
it's 4:31...this site is hilarious and i think i'm addicted. i agree this site can sometimes make you wanna hook up...which yes i want to cause it's been too long
8:55 is spot on. why should success have anything to do with how the girl feels?
thats bullshit, once i tell a bitch my name she creams her panties on the spot.
let her touch my perfectly bleached and frosted hair, she creams again.
by the time i get her back to my place and out of her clothes, she's usually in double digits.
NOT NOW CHIEF IM IN THE FUCKIN ZONE!
i love how i answered a question and everyone is still bashing me for something I already answered.
Number 1- He should have listened.
Number 2- I am over him, I have been for years.
Number 3- No 820, I did not lay there like a fuckin star fish.
And yes, it is my fault I faked it. TOTALLY my fault. Now everyone fucking chill down.
I bet I still let him empty his load in your sodden cunt tho
So funny that girls think guys actually give a shit about getting them off.
Do you just lay there? Fucking an inanimate object is only fun the first few times. After that it gets old, and the guy is just using your body as a masturbation tool.
still got to nail you 100X evidently..im my world, we call that EPIC WIN
if he wasn't getting you off why didn't you tell help him along? this is dumb, you didn't help yourself and instead just kept on fucking him even though it sounds like you didn't enjoy it that much. grow up and be a big girl. sex isn't just about having a guy bone you and hoping he makes you cum
i really want to hook up after reading all of this, call me crazy but i do
YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT MOVING ON! Why go back for more?
You... faked it then?
Well, then it's entirely your fault that you almost never got off.
See I just had sex with my girlfriend and I just gave her 3 O faces to my one :) yeah never thought it could be so fun in a car
the fact that you faked it and put up with it is the real tragedy here. you should've figured this out a long time ago.
2:53 it's really not that hard you just gotta work on the self control if you know what I mean lol
4:31 - 4:19 here. i also agree with 4:25. when the last girl i was with would start getting close she'd get on top because she knew that position allowed her the greatest pleasure. we could be in synch and finish one after the other. help yourself by helping your man, you'll enjoy it
Hey he might not be good in bed but he had to be doing something right to get u in bed that many times
3.00 Maybe if there was less hay in the stack things would be easier to find!
But seriously making girls get off isn't the rocket science people make it out to be
(2:55)- ROFL! yeah. i get it. i just dont understand. being female is a hard life. we make hold babies, and the g-spot is more hard to find for me than a needle in a hay stack.
Ahhhhh, i just want fricken release! AHAHA!
FUCKIN YAGER BOMBS!!! Get pussy.
I'm personally hoping 1:07 is performance art. It's better then him actually being a real douche.
Everything is bigger in Texas.... And that ain't a myth that's truth lol
Texas!? haha i heard everything is bigger there.... AHHA!
1:28 OMG i had the same situation with my nate, but we dated for 9 months. 864 bitches. let him know.
You are nothing more to him than a warm Fleshlight.
sounds like the OP has some anger management issues. Real men D O N ' T C A R E if you get the big O or not. If you don't have the eggs to talk to your man when it's happening, don't pull out the tissue after it's over and try to hurt our feelings. We had a good time -- all that matters!
somebody needs to tighten up down there
1:24 needs to get a sense of humor and 1:07 is my hero
127 YOU'RE AN ASSHAT
Sounds like my earth scum ex-boyfriend Nathaniel. HAHA!! (603)
Amazing how during the relationship they say they've never climaxed with anyone else, but afterwards it's that they didn't with you.
the guy from the text had like an 8 inch penis too but he couldn't get the job done!
Maybe if you tell him what works for you, it might be just a bit more to your high standards there. I'm saying get graphic and talk like a porn star. Tell him to speed up or slolw down, or harder or softer...stuff like that.
If you didn't get off, it's just as much your fault as his.
11:58 = she has to know what gets her off
Been there....seems like that happens way too often.
i agree with ya 4:17. i guess the last guy i was with was pretty sad in bed and that's prob a big reason we are no longer together. i agree with 4:19 and 4:25, if the girl is not doing anything about it then who's the real problem???
11:39 if sex isn't about someone trying to bone you and get you to cum please tell me what it's about? and 10:53...fire fighters?
Oh please. Get over yourself. Way to stick it to him. Way to show him. Haha! You're such a loser. He repeatedly had sex with you. He came everytime. You faked it everytime. He got off. You didn't. His success rate is definately a hell of a lot more than 1%.
I'm so paranoid that one day I'll get a text like this.
lols at 1:07, best reply I've read in a while
ladies ladies ladies...
it's not that we CANT get you off... it's that we don't give a shit.
just looking out for numero uno.
Eh. hes nice looking but he fucks everything he can. He'd prob fuck you too to be honest. It's sadly all about him because I clearly pointed out what to do. Some men are just into themselves to much to understand what someone asks for or wants. Mind you, i've only gotten off with someone prior to that and I DID THE WORK.
And really thank you for supporting his crawling STD ass. I'm routing for you both!
And it looks like I am going to Texas.<3 AHA!
This sounds like my last relationship.....LMFAO, go Pittsburgh Fire Fighters
quality over quantity.
10:48 - i was like that with my second girl. she was older and told me i would be a great lover in a few years (still was good then). it was so much hotter to hear you tell me how to improve on oral than to just assume since i can find her clit and g-spot that i'm a pro
i feel for this girl. some guys just don't listen. but shouldn't have faked it. i don't give the guy fake satisfaction of not getting me off.
11:33 sounds awesome! where do you live hot stuff?
wow, i'm in the same situation
I totally agree with 11:39am!
fuck you unknown error.
10:48 - i think i may be like that since the second girl i slept with was older and told me i'm on my way to being a great lover. was so much more fun with her saying what she liked and what worked for her instead of just expecting me to know what made her go crazy
Methinks 1 out of 3 seems closer to 33% than 1%.