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  • What a waste of perfectly good beer. I hope you took care of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm
  • You know they're making a Sixteen Candles sequel. Sacrilege!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:20am
  • What the HELL is in that Flickr picture, 3rd from the top?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:52pm
  • this is a real text...so what do you people want fake or real?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm
  • "dong, where is my automobile?" "automobiiiile?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:00am
  • you could've at least brought me a blanket! thanks for nothing. next time i'll pass out on your lawn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:44am
  • i say steal the beer, then take some peanut butter and put it all over his face and make ur dog lick it off, lol, he will dream hes having the best sex ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:50pm
  • your neighbor is a champ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:50am
  • He's passed out in his yard but his leg is on the road? What kind of redneck universe has no footpaths/sidewalks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:51am
  • Everyone thinks 865 pertains to only Knoxville. Although it stretches into surrounding counties ... Like mine ... Where we don't have sidewalks. And unfortunately where this is a common sight.

    Submitted by corkybaily022 on Jun 23, 12 at 10:29am
  • should have taken the beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:07am
  • lol i hope you helped him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:12am
  • join him on the curb. Make sure he's still breathing, heck throw a blanket on him so he's snuggly... Then drink the beer in payment of your good deed for the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:29am
  • imagine where he would have ended up had he finished his beer..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • oooo it prob was cj!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42pm
  • how do u know the beer is full?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:36am
  • did you atleast move his leg so it doesnt get run over?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:43am
  • if he cracked his head open there would be a puddle of blood. OP probably would have noticed that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:27am
  • this doesn't make Tennessee look any better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am
  • Ew. Why ruin a classic with a sequel??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27am
  • hahaha 1:29! what a great idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:55am
  • it prob was a glass bottle for the OP to know ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Take his beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:36am
  • Did u help him or just glare, asshole!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:59am
  • Maybe he slipped, cracked his head open, and is dying in front of you. Tomorrow morning you will find this out and have to live with knowing u let him die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18am
  • Hobble the drunk SOB with your car! Also- sixteen candles is an excellent movie and I love the reference in relation to this text. Sheer genius. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:32am
  • We used to live across the street from this woman who would do this. We called her Drunk Mama because she would pass out in the yard while her kids milled around aimlessly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:48am
  • take his beer. then call 911.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm
  • haha, epitome of Tennessee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Hahah love the Sixteen Candles reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:51am
  • Knoxville is such a classy place. Gotta love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:35pm