Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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What a waste of perfectly good beer. I hope you took care of it.
You know they're making a Sixteen Candles sequel. Sacrilege!
What the HELL is in that Flickr picture, 3rd from the top?
this is a real text...so what do you people want fake or real?
"dong, where is my automobile?"
you could've at least brought me a blanket! thanks for nothing. next time i'll pass out on your lawn.
i say steal the beer, then take some peanut butter and put it all over his face and make ur dog lick it off, lol, he will dream hes having the best sex ever
your neighbor is a champ
He's passed out in his yard but his leg is on the road? What kind of redneck universe has no footpaths/sidewalks?
lol i hope you helped him.
Everyone thinks 865 pertains to only Knoxville. Although it stretches into surrounding counties ... Like mine ... Where we don't have sidewalks. And unfortunately where this is a common sight.
oooo it prob was cj!!
should have taken the beer
imagine where he would have ended up had he finished his beer..
join him on the curb. Make sure he's still breathing, heck throw a blanket on him so he's snuggly... Then drink the beer in payment of your good deed for the day.
how do u know the beer is full?
this doesn't make Tennessee look any better
did you atleast move his leg so it doesnt get run over?
if he cracked his head open there would be a puddle of blood. OP probably would have noticed that.
Ew. Why ruin a classic with a sequel??
Take his beer
hahaha 1:29! what a great idea
it prob was a glass bottle for the OP to know ..
Did u help him or just glare, asshole!?
Maybe he slipped, cracked his head open, and is dying in front of you. Tomorrow morning you will find this out and have to live with knowing u let him die.
Hobble the drunk SOB with your car!
Also- sixteen candles is an excellent movie and I love the reference in relation to this text. Sheer genius. Thank you.
We used to live across the street from this woman who would do this. We called her Drunk Mama because she would pass out in the yard while her kids milled around aimlessly.
take his beer. then call 911.
Hahah love the Sixteen Candles reference
haha, epitome of Tennessee
Knoxville is such a classy place. Gotta love it