Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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What a waste of perfectly good beer. I hope you took care of it.
What the HELL is in that Flickr picture, 3rd from the top?
You know they're making a Sixteen Candles sequel. Sacrilege!
"dong, where is my automobile?"
i say steal the beer, then take some peanut butter and put it all over his face and make ur dog lick it off, lol, he will dream hes having the best sex ever
this is a real text...so what do you people want fake or real?
you could've at least brought me a blanket! thanks for nothing. next time i'll pass out on your lawn.
join him on the curb. Make sure he's still breathing, heck throw a blanket on him so he's snuggly... Then drink the beer in payment of your good deed for the day.
He's passed out in his yard but his leg is on the road? What kind of redneck universe has no footpaths/sidewalks?
your neighbor is a champ
should have taken the beer
imagine where he would have ended up had he finished his beer..
lol i hope you helped him.
did you atleast move his leg so it doesnt get run over?
Everyone thinks 865 pertains to only Knoxville. Although it stretches into surrounding counties ... Like mine ... Where we don't have sidewalks. And unfortunately where this is a common sight.
how do u know the beer is full?
if he cracked his head open there would be a puddle of blood. OP probably would have noticed that.
this doesn't make Tennessee look any better
oooo it prob was cj!!
it prob was a glass bottle for the OP to know ..
Ew. Why ruin a classic with a sequel??
Maybe he slipped, cracked his head open, and is dying in front of you. Tomorrow morning you will find this out and have to live with knowing u let him die.
Take his beer
hahaha 1:29! what a great idea
take his beer. then call 911.
Hobble the drunk SOB with your car!
Also- sixteen candles is an excellent movie and I love the reference in relation to this text. Sheer genius. Thank you.
Did u help him or just glare, asshole!?
We used to live across the street from this woman who would do this. We called her Drunk Mama because she would pass out in the yard while her kids milled around aimlessly.
haha, epitome of Tennessee
Hahah love the Sixteen Candles reference
Knoxville is such a classy place. Gotta love it