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  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:00am

    "dong, where is my automobile?" "automobiiiile?"

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm

    What a waste of perfectly good beer. I hope you took care of it.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:50pm

    i say steal the beer, then take some peanut butter and put it all over his face and make ur dog lick it off, lol, he will dream hes having the best sex ever

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:52pm

    What the HELL is in that Flickr picture, 3rd from the top?

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:44am

    you could've at least brought me a blanket! thanks for nothing. next time i'll pass out on your lawn.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:20am

    You know they're making a Sixteen Candles sequel. Sacrilege!

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:50am

    your neighbor is a champ

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:36am

    Take his beer

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:07am

    should have taken the beer

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm

    this is a real text...so what do you people want fake or real?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:12am

    lol i hope you helped him.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:43am

    did you atleast move his leg so it doesnt get run over?

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    imagine where he would have ended up had he finished his beer..

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:48am

    We used to live across the street from this woman who would do this. We called her Drunk Mama because she would pass out in the yard while her kids milled around aimlessly.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22pm

    haha, epitome of Tennessee

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:51am

    Hahah love the Sixteen Candles reference

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am

    this doesn't make Tennessee look any better

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:42pm

    oooo it prob was cj!!

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:29am

    join him on the curb. Make sure he's still breathing, heck throw a blanket on him so he's snuggly... Then drink the beer in payment of your good deed for the day.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:51am

    He's passed out in his yard but his leg is on the road? What kind of redneck universe has no footpaths/sidewalks?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:36am

    how do u know the beer is full?

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:18am

    Maybe he slipped, cracked his head open, and is dying in front of you. Tomorrow morning you will find this out and have to live with knowing u let him die.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:40pm

    it prob was a glass bottle for the OP to know ..

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:55am

    hahaha 1:29! what a great idea

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:27am

    if he cracked his head open there would be a puddle of blood. OP probably would have noticed that.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:35pm

    Knoxville is such a classy place. Gotta love it

  • 23 29
    Submitted by corkybaily022 on Jun 23, 12 at 10:29am

    Everyone thinks 865 pertains to only Knoxville. Although it stretches into surrounding counties ... Like mine ... Where we don't have sidewalks. And unfortunately where this is a common sight.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:59am

    Did u help him or just glare, asshole!?

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:32am

    Hobble the drunk SOB with your car! Also- sixteen candles is an excellent movie and I love the reference in relation to this text. Sheer genius. Thank you.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:20pm

    take his beer. then call 911.

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:27am

    Ew. Why ruin a classic with a sequel??