Sponge bath it is.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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