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  • God? Or the Indian guy at the liquor store?

    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Nov 8, 10 at 4:50pm
  • @ Rick_Scott you are fucking annoying! Saying you're fired on every tfln is so original! (sarcasm)

    Submitted by silverstang1221 on Nov 8, 10 at 11:15pm
  • rick_scott. I wish your fucking computer would explode and burn you to death. If that doesn't happen, I may be forced to hunt you down and punch you in the dick 74 times. Because 73 isn't enough, and 75 is just to damn many.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 9, 10 at 1:24am
  • And now it is time for your bedtime story... "Rick Scott was the dumbest prince ever. One day he woke up and decided to go through everyones text and say "you're fired" thinking that he would the coolest guy in the land. Rick Scott was dead wrong and is now hated by everyone. All the towns people grabbed spears, pitch forks and torches to fire him to the ground. You can sleep in peace knowing rick_scott is fired." The end =)

    Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 9, 10 at 4:10am
  • Who the fuck is dick Scott and who the fuck is getting fired

    Submitted by supermonkey on Nov 8, 10 at 10:49pm
  • @ttesroD I think you should punch him in the dick tell he bleeds out. If he doesn't know when to stop... You shouldn't either >=)

    Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 9, 10 at 4:20am
  • Hey this is the liquor store calling, we haven't seen u in a while and we miss your money...you should stop by today.

    Submitted by mdguy301 on Nov 9, 10 at 11:45am
  • Thank you D!

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Nov 9, 10 at 1:40am
  • God's black

    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 8, 10 at 10:13pm
  • This is where you drive through the front window and yell BEEEEEeEEEER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Oh and 0oimblacko0, if god was black Africa wouldn't be the toilet of the world. Just sayin.

    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:24am
  • Rick. Listen carefully. I will skull fuck your mom. Eye socket. All the way. This will damage her brain. She will get fired from her job. The one eyed bitch won't be good for anything more than a bed warmer.

    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:19am
  • ....and drive and kill yourself....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 8, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Or you are always the last number on the caller I'd dumbass

    Submitted by gkl on Nov 8, 10 at 7:48pm
  • Allah does, not god.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 8, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by avivnavon on Nov 8, 10 at 9:32pm
  • God wanted me to tell you. You're fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:44pm