what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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