i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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Terrorists wouldn't kill him. They know we hate him. If anything, they're paying him to be a pain in the ass.
939- please tell me youre in high school
who the hell talks about this crap in a text message? all I ever see is "sup?" or "dude call me" Maybe i need smarter friends or at least ones that know more pop-culture references.
I wish a terrorist would blow that guy to bits. He and his silly broad are a waste of natural resources.
totally agreed with the original convo, btw tho, a eunich is someone missing a testical, not a penis. but the motivation was good.
also, a) how the fuck could you NOT know who spencer (douchbag) pratt is??
b) how the fuck could you defend him if you DO know who he is??
2:33 fucking hilarious!
i. hate. spencer. with. a. passion.
8:51 - yeah, writing like this is normal in texts. you should probably hang out with people who don't have a life.
i think perhaps the worst is that 939am, who, if he/she loves speidi, must be white.. just said "fuck all you haters."
HAHAH SOOO TRUE its the weirdest facial hair ever!!
technially you have to bite the balls off.
12:23 Ive wondered that myself lol
i fucking hate that douche bag
what are you talking about???? how can you say he is not hot? he def not ugly
Mmm. Gotta love the flesh-colored beard.
did 9:39 really just write that?
i don't know what's worse: the fact that someone would go near spencer's penis, or the fact that someone just defended this text by saying they loved spencer and heidi.
i agree with both of those statements
him and his fucking skin colored facial hair just scare the crap outta me
hes a waste of space
hahahahahaha i love the soup
at least he couldn't fucking procreate.
I dunno who he is, but he must be an ass if you're willing to go that far. Damn. Ow.
i wonder if spencer has flesh-colored pubes...like a creepy flesh-colored beard for his dick.
I love it - I am an NC girl in Boston...so the 919/617 area code exchange makes me smile :)
that was fantastic.
i love spencer and heidi i think that they are hilarious
FUCK ALL YOU HATERS
4:28 is a waste of air
Hey!!! Im in high school and i HATE them...