she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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