and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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