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  • 85 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:33pm

    In Soviet Russia, men's pants grope you!

  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24pm

    If ur gonna take one home, might as well take one that's equiped well

  • 75 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:39am

    Wow you fucking groped me and then wouldn't even sleep with me. Shit I'm equiped too much for you to handle whore

  • 81 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:45pm

    Technically, the groping wouldn't have helped her with her decision if the men weren't erect when she stroked them. - Michel

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:39 looks like someone needs a happy meal

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:36pm

    Well, 1:16, that's a relief. I'm a spelling Nazi, not a grammar Nazi.

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:26pm

    Equipped with herpes, 12:24?

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20am

    agreed, this method is bad...cuz some guys arent that big when soft, but swell up nicely. I speak from experience...

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    I've got a 4 cylinder soft but when i'm hard imma v8! :D

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:57pm

    12:29: Learn to spell correctly before you attempt to slam someone. Nothing's more pathetic than your try at witty humor.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:35pm

    the last guy i was with was huge soft

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:26pm

    She probably wouldnt have chose me. Her loss; I'm a grower, not a show 'er.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:54pm

    12:59 Pics would help

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:58pm

    4:55 must not have gotten any lately...or ever

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    2:15, grow up and use the big words you learned in the 5th grade rather than providing a perfect example of your own ignorance with that sea of filth that just spewed forth out of your mouth.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:54am

    I'm worthy 

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:08pm

    Hope you flashed your tits first to get them to attention. :-) Also, lots of well endowed men think that just because they're big they don't have to make an effort at figureing out how to use it.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:40pm

    Totally agree with 3:57

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:51pm

    even with the biggest dick in the world, I wouldn't go home with a bitch like that

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:45pm

    I bet she would have gotten a lot more action if she'd open the fly and give each dick a lick to test it out

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:58pm

    I'm Irish 6 inchs long hard but I'm as thick as a soda can. I scrap the SHIT out of the sides!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:05am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA MEN GROPE YOU!

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:54pm

    Not all men are showers or growers, I'm both. I think some men tell their girls that to make up for their lack of endowement. I'm white 6 soft 8 hard put those rumors to rest!!

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:57pm

    I hate texts that's start with "you went". It always makes me think it's fake. Like every fucking body that drinks can't rememer what they did last night

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:16pm

    12:57 Grammer nazis are lame

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:59pm

    Well equipped with DD's, 12:29.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:25pm

    This is a bad technique cuz some men grow from 2 inches to 7 inches while some just grow from 4 inches to 6 inches.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    Wow this is totally insane!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:02am

    Damn that's a terrible method! My ex was barely noticable when soft but once he got hard their was no fucking room to breathe. He had no balls though. That's why I dumped his ass.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:51pm

    In Soviet Russia men are always erect

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24pm

    First...wait. Third.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    All women are whores, except for your mother and grandmother...yes sisters are whores and so is your gf

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:06am

    Could this girl possibly be any more whorish?!

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:54pm

    I must say pretty whorish...but I'm not surprised more chicks do it, cuz they deff think about doin it

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:25pm

    that is funny 5:58! I may not be long but I sure am THICK!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    My dick is huge, i stretch-out magnums... seriously though...and I'm NOT black. It grows though, so when it's soft it's only like 4 inches or so...I'd be disqualified if I wasn't sporting a semi

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:29pm

    1226: you're just jealous you don't fit in the "well equiped" category

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:39pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:39pm

    FUCK U!!! ALL OF U!!! FUCK EVERYON! FUK NARKS ! FUCK U.S! FUCK SOVIET RUSIA >! FUCK THE COCK GUY! FUCK OBAMA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:15pm

    Fucking shut the fuck up you dumb mother fucking piece if god damn shit, your a pathetic mother fucking loser who takes pride in correcting peoples spelling on tfln, god damn people like you really need to shut the fuck and and go to fucking hell you dumb fucking arrogant shit stain!