it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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