Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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