and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we're so committed to being not committed
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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