Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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