my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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