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  • More proof that guys are selfish assholes and dont care about getting chicks off. LAME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Hey I think the op was talking about me! xD Yeah, I know what I'm doing, and yeah, her vag smelled grosss Sorry Chelesea (OP) but you needs cleaning ;p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:50am
  • I've had this a few times, its super terrible.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 24, 12 at 2:21am
  • Her baking was no good... Is all

    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 22, 11 at 4:26am
  • it doesnt have to be because it smells, maybe he was just an idiot. god you people are mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:20am
  • Clit? Anus? Vag? Nobody knows!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:24pm
  • What does OP stand for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Well maybe the text was sent by a man too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:36pm
  • dude here, i don't understand why guys automatically thinks the girl is unclean. Maybe he's terrible at giving head. On the other hand you can call me Colonel Angus, love it. I mean the thing is practically staring you in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:17pm
  • or maybeeeee he just doesn't like going down on chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:39pm
  • is she seriously texting this to someone cuz that's probably why "he poked it twice"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Hahaha I love how no one rated this a "good night" yet...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:20am
  • umm wat if this wasn about vag...it could be ice cream....mayb she cooked dinner for him for the first time..n it was gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Telling someone that he has a bad technique is being mean too. Given that he is a man, and men know everything.. this girl's vagina is definitely in need of some proper douching. Or some Scott's Baby Wipes instead of Wal-Mart cheapo brand toilet paper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:11pm
  • i'm just not understanding when it became a law that this could only happen because her vagina is smelly. maybe the guy was just really weird or inexperienced!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 10:30am
  • Awww maybe you should clean your smelly vag once in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:09am
  • Ahaha, the way I said this in my head made me laugh. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:38pm
  • It appears his "technique" needs work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:12am
  • wipe your ass better next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:13am
  • Not all feminists believe in equal rights.

    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Apr 4, 11 at 4:32am
  • ^^^feminist GTFO, a smelly vag is UNACCEPTABLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:16am
  • I'm sad this happened in philly...it doesn't make our city look good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:08pm
  • I like this one. Especially the "I'm sad".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:25pm
  • telling someone they have bad technique isnt mean, its constructive criticism

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:03pm
  • I like how Feminist is an insult on this site. "OMG you believe in equal rights you horrible person you!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:45pm
  • maybe she should say "i liked that, don't stop" or something to let him know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:41pm
  • i have experienced that.... and IT WAS DISSAPOINTING, cause i had fucking PREPPPPED and the sex sucked tooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:45pm
  • This has happened to me so many times, it sucks arse let me tell you.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 6, 12 at 5:48pm
  • You gotta shave, I tried to lick an unshaved pussy.... Couldn't do it, I moved on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:06pm
  • i agree, 11:20!!! the people accusing this girl of having a smelly vagina probably have been rejected because of their own smelly crotches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 1:11 is one of those people with a smelly crotchal region!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 4:18pm
  • That's probably because it stinks.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:14am