hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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