i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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