can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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