this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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