when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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cool or not... if you keep at it after a person starts crying it's sick.
This makes me sad...and sympathetic. :(
I'm sorry that happened.
Uh, maybe he was TRYING to make her feel better! Duh! :)
A "Good for you!" is in order here, and it's not for the person who sent this text.
this isn't even funny...it's just mean...
crying during sex... never good
How can you miss a guy while he's inside of you?
me and my dude was getting back together after a dumb break up...during our reunion sex i started crying..he was really sweet about it..we took it slow for a few minutes and just kissed...then we went wild..it was probably the "sweetest" sex i have ever had. and it turned out to be some of the best!!
i hate when girls do this shit like dont start fucking me if youre gonna cry. if you miss me well, im right here! at least wait til after we're done. better yet do it before so i can console you with my cock
Use the tears as lubrication
all you guys are pathetic, and yea im a straight guy, seriously blue balls you can deal with but upset girlfriend means you stop thinking with your damn cock and cuddle her!
Wow, you suck at life.
Why is sex so emotional for women, youre just gettin impaled and impaled over and over again
Haha yeah agreed! I did that when my chick started crying one time and when she calmed down my cock was harder than a fucking diamond!!! I made her squirt 3 times before I busted the biggest nut of my life I sprayed her from belly button to forehead and the headboard behind her!!! Best sex ever!!! Oh yeah
How did this one get put up? It's not funny at all
Just happens to me I feel your pain.
Wow. You all suck. Period.
He was showing how much he missed you. You were showing him why he shouldn't have.
there is such a thing as "point of no return"
on the other hand, the fact that she so wrapped up in the emotional crap tells you that their sex life sucks..if it were better, she would've been too involved in the humping to be crying
He was being honest. He don't care about you. He just wanted to fuck.
wow most of you guys are assholes.. well for one thing this isn't funny, but how can you still miss someone when they're inside you?
I'd just like to say Marc that the fact that you posted this makes you the lowest piece of shit on this planet. You guys can say what you want about me but you don't know the circumstances. Take a look at the lowest points of your own life and think about how it would feel to not only have people read about it but give their worthless, uninformed opinions of it. I realize I was stupid back then, but you don't realize I was 16 and completely in love.
I wish more people (specifically females) had more respect for themselves. There ARE guys out there who won't treat you like blow up dolls. Some realize you are people. Find those guys.
wow at all the immature hate. none of it should have happened. not the sex, not the crying. we should all grow the fuck up.
I like crying when I get fucked hard and it hurts
That happen to me once, I didn't mean for it to happen, I just got really emotional, and made him stop, he held me for a bit, but then started to finish up, I was upset.
This thread just reaffirmed my fear that all guys are soulless douche bags...you suck.
Besides that point, this text isn't funny... Why isnit on here??
You're right, this text isn't funny. It's hilarious!\n\nGirls... make him earn it, for Gods sake. If fucking him will make you cry, you probably shouldn't be fucking him at all. Get some self-respect.
Was she really that drunk? How can you keep going if she's crying? That's kinda fucked up...
I'm right there with you 7:28! On another note I have def cried during sex. I couldn't help it. No idea why.
haha, happend to me once, I said ' i cant handle this you gotta go, got off put some clothes on while she sobbed, drove her home, she texted me as i left the parking lot saying " I love you I want a relationship haha I havent talked to her since!!!" crazy bitches!!!!
He was trying to make you "feel better." your vagina, that is.
Ya give the man ball cramps. Assholes
the dude should have busted a nut on her face and gotten the fuck outta there
what a douche for posting this!
It's not called Texts Funny Last Night...
Wow, how many of you guys have made a girl cry during sex?
I mean I have, but it was to God, and that's CERTAINLY no reason to stop.
Even when they go hoarse.
Nothing says I love you like a bitch who can't talk in the morning! :)
How did this even get posted?
no "maybes" about getting pregnant if you use your fucking small brain and use contraception. And men get to walk away -- damn straight we get to walk away. And why the fuck not? Just because some bitch spreads her legs or her ass or opens her mouth -- that does not entitle them to stake out a claim on us. It's just sex -- my dog has sex and afterwards the bitch isn't following him around trying to handcuff his nuts.
Uhh... Obviously its because je missed you pussy more than he missed you talking at him.
2:52; Its Fort Bragg too, which if you didn't know, is an army base. It's not just marines. All the military people I've met here have been nice so shut the fuck up.
WHO THE FUCK SUBMITTED THIS?!?! if it was the girl's friend, that's pretty fucked up, if it was the sender, that too is very fucked up!!!
This isn't even funny
why the hell did you interrupt what he was doing?
I would do the same =)
this isn't even funny. just pathetic.
I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS CRY DURING SEX. FUCKING NUTT UP!
When that shit happened to me, I not only stopped, I fuckin booked it outta there. Bring your A-Game to the sac or go the fuck home.
thats what im sayin 2:31
shut the fuck up bitch. guys just gotta release and clean the pipes once every now and then. its not as emotional for us as it is for you. get over it. its evolution aha. win.
252, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. Marines do more/see more than your retarded ass could ever imagine
Wow. I have never felt so overwhelmingly discouraged people so early in the day.
I'm a girl and I think this girl sounds like a loser. Sorry. (Assuming it's a girl)
The majority of you people are sick fucks that deserve to be raped in the eye socket. Way to make the human race look awesome, not that anyone has a choice in the matter of what species they are.
If you didn't want to deal with a woman's bullshit emotions, then go fuck a man, or a dog, or a corpse.
7:28 you ever stop to think that girls pull alot of shit too? Quit being a sexist bitch
because fucking tard, for women, every time we decide to give it to you, we get to deal with the maybes of getting pregnant and deal with shit that men get to just walk away from. excuse us for being emotional given the fucking risks and appreciate that we take them to make your sorry little dick feel better.
Right on :)
crying during sex is emotional blackmail, and i'd say they both deserve it
Maybe it's funny if we assume that the person who sent this text is MALE.
maybe THAT's why it's funny.
Maybe a BOY sent this text to THE GIRL.
Because we were having sex, bitch! Seriously, who is the rude one here?
yall take this shit serious like yall kno the guy or somethen if he didnt care there was a reason girls arent little angels i would of done the same shit and sent her home
@ 8:34- You make a valid point that women do sometimes see men as sexist if he disagrees with her, but we also see them as sexist when they refer to us as deragatory terms such as bitch and cunt. It also makes you look pretty ignorant.
However since you're anonymous, I guess it doesn't make much difference..
wow what an annoying bitch. I hate when women get all emotional for no reason. STFU and finish fucking before you get all Googling eyed on a guy
I agree that it's messed up that someone would submit this kind of text, no matter what a whorebag bitchface she was it's not really funny to those who don't know her.
I will say however that it's just downright retarded to fuck someone you that you "miss" when they clearly don't give a shit about you. You broke up for a reason. When you start to miss them and feel like having sex with that person will make things better? Turn around and find another dude to fuck. Sometimes girls are stupid.
putt it in her butt and give her a reason to cry.
naww see what yall dont know is that was sent by a guy. cuz he's a flamin ass bitch! she was showin her friend how much of a nutsack he was.
i made a girl cry durring sex once. she was upset because she thought i was choking her too much. i just licked her tears up and kept going it made me diamond hard!!!!!!!
Cause he knew if he stopes he wouldn't be able to start again. Gold star for that kid.
taste the happy michael
tastes a lot like sad
I have to say, as a teenager there was one or two times when for no reason whatsoever, I started crying during sex. I couldn't say why, and I certainly didn't mean to, but there it was. As I got older it didn't happen anymore.
i hope she's joking.
@139, agreed and i'm a girl! :)
So wait, those weren't tears of joy?
THE GUY WAS CRYING
not the girl
3:18 what a whiny piece of shit
Man, this is pathetic no matter which way you look at it.
Use a vibrator that seems to cheer every one up
Oh yeah. My area code.
Some people are just black holes of emotional need
no one deserves this kind of abuse.
Soooo been in that situation.....and did te exact same thing
Fuck yea @1:56! FTW!
Well you also put a =) after saying that which proves you're a tool
Crazy girls are the best!
330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad
4 words: ASSHOLE. DUMP HIM NOW.
Cause ur a slut that gives him what he wants and he knows he can get anything from u. Bravo!
You get three options if you start crying:
1. I ignore it and keep going.
2. I get up and leave.
3. I shove your panties in your mouth.
Dumb girls always trying to talk during sex
9:35 YES!!! Arrested Development was the best show ever on TV
why would u do that to me daddy? why?
woman's definition of sexist: what happens when the male opinion differs from the female opinion. Women believe that when the guy disagrees, he disagrees because he is sexist. Damn bitches do NOT accept that each argument has 2 sides and that it is possible to disagree without having the disagreement based on gender. Dumb, emotional cunts
Dear 8:17, Im pretty sure that 8:37 just reaffirmed my previous thoughts. I'm not sexist, girls do also do shit to fuck guys over, myself included, but the way you talk about girls is rude, obscene, and degrading and if that's really how you all feel about girls, quite frankly, that'd disgusting. And you have no souls. Yours truley,7:28
Hahaha classic....and you wanted him to stop railing you?
That sounds like a prime time to cock slap that physco cunt! Or fake cry n blow off in her eye and laught at her n say cry now bitch.
yer a fucking pig dude.\ngrow the fuck up and stop being a little punk ass bitch.\nthank you! (:
lol thanks to all my bros sticking up for me lol! i most def was not going to work with blue balls from this bitch, that has screwed me over and used me for so much!pay backs a biatch hahaha!!!!!!!
1:24 the crying makes it that much better.
The fact that he would even post this answers the question on the text, because he doesn't feel the same. Also that's kind of an ass move dude.
sounds like this was make up sex or get back together sex. Either way, the girl is the douche for pulling thr crying card during the deed. Fuck her hard, fuck her in the ass, fuck her in the mouth, then blow a load of jizz in her face and walk out of her life. Psycho bitches are great in bed.... but you don't want a relationship outside of the sack
8:36 is right bro tear that shit up n chuck deuces
Speculation much 4:57? It's not like the moderators ask your sex before they put your text up on here...
he probably got confused and figured, "great I guess she's into s&m now!"
any girls want to send me a pic of their tits?