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  • cool or not... if you keep at it after a person starts crying it's sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:24am
  • This makes me sad...and sympathetic. :( I'm sorry that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:39am
  • Uh, maybe he was TRYING to make her feel better! Duh! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:28am
  • this isn't even funny...it's just mean...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:37am
  • me and my dude was getting back together after a dumb break up...during our reunion sex i started crying..he was really sweet about it..we took it slow for a few minutes and just kissed...then we went wild..it was probably the "sweetest" sex i have ever had. and it turned out to be some of the best!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:29am
  • crying during sex... never good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:22am
  • A "Good for you!" is in order here, and it's not for the person who sent this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:20am
  • How can you miss a guy while he's inside of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:31am
  • i hate when girls do this shit like dont start fucking me if youre gonna cry. if you miss me well, im right here! at least wait til after we're done. better yet do it before so i can console you with my cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:39am
  • all you guys are pathetic, and yea im a straight guy, seriously blue balls you can deal with but upset girlfriend means you stop thinking with your damn cock and cuddle her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Use the tears as lubrication

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:20am
  • Haha yeah agreed! I did that when my chick started crying one time and when she calmed down my cock was harder than a fucking diamond!!! I made her squirt 3 times before I busted the biggest nut of my life I sprayed her from belly button to forehead and the headboard behind her!!! Best sex ever!!! Oh yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:11pm
  • Why is sex so emotional for women, youre just gettin impaled and impaled over and over again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Just happens to me I feel your pain.

    Submitted by blondy3015 on Dec 29, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Wow, you suck at life.

    Submitted by dinopete on Sep 27, 10 at 1:21am
  • Wow. You all suck. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:21pm
  • He was showing how much he missed you. You were showing him why he shouldn't have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:53am
  • I'd just like to say Marc that the fact that you posted this makes you the lowest piece of shit on this planet. You guys can say what you want about me but you don't know the circumstances. Take a look at the lowest points of your own life and think about how it would feel to not only have people read about it but give their worthless, uninformed opinions of it. I realize I was stupid back then, but you don't realize I was 16 and completely in love.

    Submitted by ibiteback on Aug 4, 11 at 9:51am
  • wow at all the immature hate. none of it should have happened. not the sex, not the crying. we should all grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:50pm
  • That happen to me once, I didn't mean for it to happen, I just got really emotional, and made him stop, he held me for a bit, but then started to finish up, I was upset.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:46am
  • there is such a thing as "point of no return" on the other hand, the fact that she so wrapped up in the emotional crap tells you that their sex life sucks..if it were better, she would've been too involved in the humping to be crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:44am
  • I wish more people (specifically females) had more respect for themselves. There ARE guys out there who won't treat you like blow up dolls. Some realize you are people. Find those guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:18pm
  • How did this one get put up? It's not funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:41am
  • I like crying when I get fucked hard and it hurts -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:17am
  • wow most of you guys are assholes.. well for one thing this isn't funny, but how can you still miss someone when they're inside you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:22am
  • He was being honest. He don't care about you. He just wanted to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:22am
  • This thread just reaffirmed my fear that all guys are soulless douche bags...you suck. Besides that point, this text isn't funny... Why isnit on here??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:28am
    • You're right, this text isn't funny. It's hilarious!\n\nGirls... make him earn it, for Gods sake. If fucking him will make you cry, you probably shouldn't be fucking him at all. Get some self-respect.

      Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 4:16pm
  • I'm right there with you 7:28! On another note I have def cried during sex. I couldn't help it. No idea why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:08am
  • haha, happend to me once, I said ' i cant handle this you gotta go, got off put some clothes on while she sobbed, drove her home, she texted me as i left the parking lot saying " I love you I want a relationship haha I havent talked to her since!!!" crazy bitches!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:34am
  • Was she really that drunk? How can you keep going if she's crying? That's kinda fucked up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:47am
  • what a douche for posting this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Ya give the man ball cramps. Assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:47am
  • He was trying to make you "feel better." your vagina, that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:20am
  • It's not called Texts Funny Last Night...

    Submitted by unclestuffy on Feb 10, 12 at 6:01pm
  • Wow, how many of you guys have made a girl cry during sex? I mean I have, but it was to God, and that's CERTAINLY no reason to stop. Even when they go hoarse. Nothing says I love you like a bitch who can't talk in the morning! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:50am
  • no "maybes" about getting pregnant if you use your fucking small brain and use contraception. And men get to walk away -- damn straight we get to walk away. And why the fuck not? Just because some bitch spreads her legs or her ass or opens her mouth -- that does not entitle them to stake out a claim on us. It's just sex -- my dog has sex and afterwards the bitch isn't following him around trying to handcuff his nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:15pm
  • How did this even get posted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Uhh... Obviously its because je missed you pussy more than he missed you talking at him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:28am
  • the dude should have busted a nut on her face and gotten the fuck outta there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:10am
  • WHO THE FUCK SUBMITTED THIS?!?! if it was the girl's friend, that's pretty fucked up, if it was the sender, that too is very fucked up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:43am
  • 2:52; Its Fort Bragg too, which if you didn't know, is an army base. It's not just marines. All the military people I've met here have been nice so shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:11pm
  • this isn't even funny. just pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:42am
  • This isn't even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:35am
  • I would do the same =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I'm a girl and I think this girl sounds like a loser. Sorry. (Assuming it's a girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:03pm
  • shut the fuck up bitch. guys just gotta release and clean the pipes once every now and then. its not as emotional for us as it is for you. get over it. its evolution aha. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:14am
  • why the hell did you interrupt what he was doing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:26am
  • I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS CRY DURING SEX. FUCKING NUTT UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:31am
  • because fucking tard, for women, every time we decide to give it to you, we get to deal with the maybes of getting pregnant and deal with shit that men get to just walk away from. excuse us for being emotional given the fucking risks and appreciate that we take them to make your sorry little dick feel better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:58pm
  • 7:28 you ever stop to think that girls pull alot of shit too? Quit being a sexist bitch -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:17am
  • The majority of you people are sick fucks that deserve to be raped in the eye socket. Way to make the human race look awesome, not that anyone has a choice in the matter of what species they are. If you didn't want to deal with a woman's bullshit emotions, then go fuck a man, or a dog, or a corpse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:13am
  • 252, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. Marines do more/see more than your retarded ass could ever imagine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:02pm
  • crying during sex is emotional blackmail, and i'd say they both deserve it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:00am
  • When that shit happened to me, I not only stopped, I fuckin booked it outta there. Bring your A-Game to the sac or go the fuck home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:03am
  • Maybe it's funny if we assume that the person who sent this text is MALE. maybe THAT's why it's funny. Maybe a BOY sent this text to THE GIRL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:57pm
  • yall take this shit serious like yall kno the guy or somethen if he didnt care there was a reason girls arent little angels i would of done the same shit and sent her home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Wow. I have never felt so overwhelmingly discouraged people so early in the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:15pm
  • thats what im sayin 2:31 -1:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:34am
  • Because we were having sex, bitch! Seriously, who is the rude one here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:08pm
  • @ 8:34- You make a valid point that women do sometimes see men as sexist if he disagrees with her, but we also see them as sexist when they refer to us as deragatory terms such as bitch and cunt. It also makes you look pretty ignorant. However since you're anonymous, I guess it doesn't make much difference..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:15pm
  • wow what an annoying bitch. I hate when women get all emotional for no reason. STFU and finish fucking before you get all Googling eyed on a guy

    Submitted by tommyboy20 on Feb 2, 12 at 3:19pm
  • putt it in her butt and give her a reason to cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:22am
  • Cause he knew if he stopes he wouldn't be able to start again. Gold star for that kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:00am
  • I agree that it's messed up that someone would submit this kind of text, no matter what a whorebag bitchface she was it's not really funny to those who don't know her. I will say however that it's just downright retarded to fuck someone you that you "miss" when they clearly don't give a shit about you. You broke up for a reason. When you start to miss them and feel like having sex with that person will make things better? Turn around and find another dude to fuck. Sometimes girls are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:08pm
  • i made a girl cry durring sex once. she was upset because she thought i was choking her too much. i just licked her tears up and kept going it made me diamond hard!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:43pm
  • taste the happy michael tastes a lot like sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:35am
  • naww see what yall dont know is that was sent by a guy. cuz he's a flamin ass bitch! she was showin her friend how much of a nutsack he was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:33am
  • Oh yeah. My area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:03pm
  • @139, agreed and i'm a girl! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:03am
  • So wait, those weren't tears of joy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:42am
  • I have to say, as a teenager there was one or two times when for no reason whatsoever, I started crying during sex. I couldn't say why, and I certainly didn't mean to, but there it was. As I got older it didn't happen anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:54am
  • 3:18 what a whiny piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:56am
  • THE GUY WAS CRYING not the girl duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:40pm
  • i hope she's joking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:15am
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by cheddarvsswiss44 on Jun 18, 11 at 11:24pm
  • Some people are just black holes of emotional need

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Use a vibrator that seems to cheer every one up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:08am
  • no one deserves this kind of abuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Man, this is pathetic no matter which way you look at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:50am
  • Fuck yea @1:56! FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:14am
  • Soooo been in that situation.....and did te exact same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:51pm
  • 330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Well you also put a =) after saying that which proves you're a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:20pm
  • 4 words: ASSHOLE. DUMP HIM NOW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:47pm
  • You get three options if you start crying: 1. I ignore it and keep going. 2. I get up and leave. 3. I shove your panties in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:32am
  • Dumb girls always trying to talk during sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:43am
  • Cause ur a slut that gives him what he wants and he knows he can get anything from u. Bravo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:41am
  • why would u do that to me daddy? why? quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:52am
  • Dear 8:17, Im pretty sure that 8:37 just reaffirmed my previous thoughts. I'm not sexist, girls do also do shit to fuck guys over, myself included, but the way you talk about girls is rude, obscene, and degrading and if that's really how you all feel about girls, quite frankly, that'd disgusting. And you have no souls. Yours truley,7:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:30am
  • Crazy girls are the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:19am
  • 9:35 YES!!! Arrested Development was the best show ever on TV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Hahaha classic....and you wanted him to stop railing you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:04am
  • woman's definition of sexist: what happens when the male opinion differs from the female opinion. Women believe that when the guy disagrees, he disagrees because he is sexist. Damn bitches do NOT accept that each argument has 2 sides and that it is possible to disagree without having the disagreement based on gender. Dumb, emotional cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:34pm
  • 1:24 the crying makes it that much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:32am
  • The fact that he would even post this answers the question on the text, because he doesn't feel the same. Also that's kind of an ass move dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:34pm
  • That sounds like a prime time to cock slap that physco cunt! Or fake cry n blow off in her eye and laught at her n say cry now bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:02am
    • yer a fucking pig dude.\ngrow the fuck up and stop being a little punk ass bitch.\nthank you! (:

      Submitted by alorax3 on Feb 15, 10 at 7:43pm
  • lol thanks to all my bros sticking up for me lol! i most def was not going to work with blue balls from this bitch, that has screwed me over and used me for so much!pay backs a biatch hahaha!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:56am
  • sounds like this was make up sex or get back together sex. Either way, the girl is the douche for pulling thr crying card during the deed. Fuck her hard, fuck her in the ass, fuck her in the mouth, then blow a load of jizz in her face and walk out of her life. Psycho bitches are great in bed.... but you don't want a relationship outside of the sack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:36am
  • 8:36 is right bro tear that shit up n chuck deuces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:08am
  • Speculation much 4:57? It's not like the moderators ask your sex before they put your text up on here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:03pm
  • A "Good for you!" is in order here, and it's not for the person who sent this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:21am
  • he probably got confused and figured, "great I guess she's into s&m now!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:28am
  • any girls want to send me a pic of their tits?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:20am
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